Okay, I'm watching the Amazing Race, and the challenge for the teams was to push this 700 pound elephant on wheels through this town. So while everyone else uses both team members to push the thing, the old couple decides that one of them should ride on top. After all, what's easier than pushing a 700 pound object? Pushing a 700 pound object with a 150 pound woman on top...who's yelling at the local children to help push the thing. Here's a thought:
GET OFF THE DAMN ELEPHANT AND HELP PUSH THE BLASTED THING. I know they aren't the most athletic, but at the very least get off so the thing your husband is pushing is significantly lighter.
I don't know what's worse, her stupidity or watching her order around small Indian children.
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2 comments:
What's worse is that despite her moronic elephant hyjinx they STILL didn't lose.
I mean, come on now!
Why do stupid people get the breaks?
Those two have the innate ability to stay just close enough so that if someone screws up ahead of them they can capitalize on it, like with the gay couple this week.
How about that "You got out of your armed forces commitment by being a POW" crack in the preview for next week's show? Unreal. Use the fact that the guy was a POW in order to criticize his relationship with you.
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