Sunday, July 31, 2005

Internet Grammar

After spending years reading forums, I've become sick of seeing the idiotic use of the English language, so here's a guide for those who write at a 1st grade level but are somehow able to drive a car:

"B" is not a word.

"4" is not a word. Subsequently, "B4" is not a word.

"ur" is not a word. It's the noise the third Budweiser frog makes.

"2" is not a word, it's your IQ.

The following sets of words are not interchangable:
"your/you're"
"there/their/they're"
"then/than"

Placing a "Z" at the end of a word does not make you cool. It might have been cool the first time it was done, but not the thousands (thousandz?) of times since.

I'll think of more later I'm sure.

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