Which religion do you subscribe to:
Last Thursdayism (the belief that the world was created last Thursday)
The Invisible Pink Unicorn (how can a unicorn be pink AND invisible...hmm)
Flying Spaghetti Monsterism (may you be forever touched by his noodly appendage)
And if those don't float your boat, you can always try Open Source Religion
And no, I'm not making this up, click the links to see for yourself.
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I am a Pastafarian
Bow down to the noodly master.
Any religion that actually makes a chart proving that Global Warming is because of the decline in pirates is a-ok with me.
Seriously, Pirates are sorely lacking in religious dogma... until now.
Further every Friday is a religious holiday, and a religion in which heaven has a beer volcano seems like the only true religion. Would it be heaven without a beer volcano?
It fills up all the questions I've ever had, frankly.
Ramen.
We've actually had that chart on the door to our lab for a few months, and I never bothered to ask where it came from. It even has the spaghetti monster on the page with the "May you be forever touched by his noodly appendage" slogan. I was a little to weirded out to ask about it, but then I found those pages yesterday and I've been shown the light.
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